While this does not really fall under our normal blog post regarding criminal law, I decided to perform a public service to our readers. I figured that everyone should know that marriage to your computer is not permissible even in the crazy State of Florida.
While my wife may think that I have an unhealthy relationship with my iPhone, and she is probably right, marriage to it never really crossed my mind. Besides, the two year contract and upgrade would really have a detrimental effect on our vows.
Thankfully a Florida Judge threw out a motion filed by Chris Sevier who was attempting to marry his apple laptop. Not sure how his iPad and iPhone felt about his hopeful engagement, but I imagine that Siri wanted nothing to do with him.